Mr Bacon vs Monsieur Tofu

Brace yourself for the ultimate food fight...
Those culinary arch enemies -- Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu -- are finally facing off. On one side we have Mr. Bacon -- that happy-go-lucky slice of smoked meat with an "I dare you not to eat me," smirk on his face. On the other side there is Monsieur Tofu himself -- as healthy and nutritious as he is arrogant and self-righteous.
So we have the King of Junk Foods and the Dark Duke of nutrition -- And only one can dominate the food chain.
Who will win?
You'll have to decide when you have these bendable characters fight it out. Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall and Monsieur Tofu is a stocky 3-3/8". The vinyl figures have bendable arms and legs, and come in a kooky display box.
Oh..... and if you're thinking this is the most ridiculous toy you've ever seen, we'd have to agree with you.